Wednesday, May 30, 2007
The "Name My Dastardly Villain" Contest...
UPDATE!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!! I'm so excited about all the submissions. As I'm about to have a baby (in like, a week) I'll not get to these until July, but please know that every name has been counted, and there WILL be a group of finalists, and a winner! Hurrah!
Okay, I've never done a contest of any kind before, but I'm stuck on something. So I'm turning to the small (but growing) number of brilliant people who read this little site for help with my next book, "Any Which Wall."
Here's the deal:
I need to NAME a dastardly fellow, a filthy scoundrel, a naughty man from the Wild Wild West, stuck in the 21st century. He's truly rotten-- cruel to animals, mean to kids, and willing to rob banks and kidnap YOU just for the fun of it. He wears a black hat and a long dark coat. He smells funny.
Can you help me???
Just enter your suggestions (as many as you want, but one per comment please, so I can keep track of how many entries I've got) in the comment field of this blog.
I'll select the best name I'm offered for use in my book (Random House, 2009), and the winner will be thanked most graciously, and also given a signed ARC of the finished book, and the chance to name ANOTHER character in the book as well (I'll select the character). But they can name this other character ANYTHING THEY WANT!
I suggest that the winner use this opportunity to honor their mother or win points with their boss (I've discovered recently that moms LOVE to appear in books). But as far as I'm concerned, anything (suitable for readers 7-11) goes!
So bring it on! Help me write a book! Name my villain!
(Disclaimer-- while at least one person WILL win, and receive the chance to name a secondary character and a signed ARC, I reserve the right to change the dastardly villain's name at a later point if I have a middle-of-the-night writing freakout or a stroke of genius. Because, after all, writers are flaky and controlling and fickle!)
And please, if you have a blog, feel free to plug/link this contest! I need all the help I can get...
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Dusty Trappings
Pinky Red
Hector Beasty
Scratchett. Hitchen Scratchett.
Jed Scratchett?
Fusty Rusty the Bad
Mustard Kitt
Bill Riley
Jeb Douglas
Zachariah Coots
Daniel Beanshot
Duck Barnes
Rusty Wiles
Sylvester Viperspitt, but you can call him Sly for short. :)
Stinky Cyrus
Horace Noosethrottle
Rupert Stench
Snick O'Bannion
Curt Strumpthwaite
(This is Elizabeth Bunce, btw... I can't seem to shake my Blogger ID and post as a normal person....)
Benjamin Blackwater
Quentin Fracture
Bart Nickles
Dillon Finch
Lazarus Keyes
Heckle Johnson
Isaiah Mean
William Turnipseed
Eli Thenwhistle
Rusty Malcontent
Wichita Grim
William Claude Dukenfield (later known as W. C. Fields)
Laird "Baldy" Mort
Dane Grey
George Thornybush
Byron Schwerdfager
John "Pinkeye"Higgins
James Younger
James Jessey
Frank Jessey
Elwood Snell
Hezekiah Stritch
Zelophehad Murk
Bezodeiah Smerch
Ezer Burr
Colonel Claude Mutton
Eber Crabbage
Sarcophagus Spitz
Brian Snick, "The Brain"
Mortimer Flatch
Red Killjoy
Nate Phook
Odabi Hurt
Sammy Fletcher
Henry Boar
Nick Flat
Hashabneiah Gruel
Mordecai Twitt
Archibald Grub
Black Boots McGraw
Algy Sanchez
Willy Joe Hoss
(I like Marissa's "Blackwater" surname.)
Bill 'Low Ball' Blaggard
Wicked Wendall
Leon Cobarde (it's Spanish, but it's funny in English!)
Rattlesnake Magoo
In honor of your email, with a small twist, what about:
SPAME
Duey Rattin
Ron
C. (creton) Musty the Bandit
Wow! This is awesome everyone!!!! Thanks so much. I'll let the contest run awhile, and announce a winner sometime in the not too distant future.
Keep em coming!
xoLaurel
Altick Crumpnick
Scorpion Sam
Buckteeth Jack
Roderigo Banshee
Zeb Stenchabunch
~Lisa Schroeder
Wild Willy Gunkenspout
Angus Byle
Dirg Snagglerot
Idaho Retchet
Thratch Knappit
Burge Druggit
Reginald Crupt
Bitmus Cormorant
Cadius Fellow
Stanley Schlepastinker
~Lisa Schroeder
Gunther Quinte.
Hannibal Hogswaller
Finn McCracker
Judd Crackstone
Eli Whippet
Egil Skinflint
Snarky Sarsparilla
To hell with grammar, sense and all that crap -- me had some fun. Plus it's very, very late. Best o luck, L.
He is known by many names, for he has a twisted knack for slighting everyone in a slightly different way. His first moniker was Toothy Timmy, the name given to him by his wet nurse, for he was the first and only child she tended born with a full set of teeth (yellowed and sharp at that). In the schools of Montgomery he was known Pigtail Pulling Pete and in the calvary as AWOL Jackson. New York dandies still put one hand on their wallets, and the other on the pearl handle of their Derringers, at the name of Wilhem Stunkbaden (of the Hoboken Stunkbadens) and Michigan farmers still nightly lock up their daughters and stoke the watch fires with the butts of their pitchforks while muttering old-country curses upon Herr Dr. Von Tonic and his Marvelous Mixtures. To the Pinkertons he was Second Story Sam and to railroad detectives Canonball Clyde and to the U.S. Marshals Tinhorm McSwindle O’Cheater. From the cardrooms of the Pecos to the wharves of San Francisco back to the gas street lights of St. Paul, the wanted posters all wanted him by a different name. El Sombrero Mas Feo. The Briny Rustler. Steve the Sturgeon. And in the different languages of the Huron and Soiux, the Lakota and Inuits, his name was the same: Talks with Two Faces. Yet, in the dark of plains at night, in the light of the campfire, he twirls his eyebrows into little horns in the dull reflection of the silver and gold he’s swindled from oil barons, hoopleheads and orphans. “Will they ever catch I? In a pig’s eye! For I am Napoleon Wilkes Bligh!”
Boulder C. Whenchelsnot
Xander McLaren
Hollester Van Weasel
Wallabutt Grossner
Darcaster B. Slapster
LOL!
You guys all know I'm also looking for baby names right now... don't you?
xoL
Percival Snitt
(that's NOT a baby name suggestion!)
George Bush.
Oh wait, that's taken.
Lester Grisslethorn
Ezra Retch
Horvus Framboise
Bilk Crowbait
Wilfred Tantamount Hicough
how about--
Sly Gallows
Cecil Dregroot
Percival Munch
Harvey Sikes
Andy Wartsol
Rob Whist
Mortimer Sly
Gregory Flunker
Warrington Latherby
Wendigo Turnip
marcus deadwyler
Bunko Hoosegow
Debauchee VonViviant
Lecher Mudsill
My 12-year-old suggests:
Whiplash Willy
Clint Copperhead
Buckeye Bill
Jude Spur
Billy Claptrap
My 9-year-old says:
Jebadiah Meanie
Jim Dog
Ike Thorton
Christy,
I want to meet your kids! I especially like "Billy Claptrap."
xoL
Flinch Winchell
Daniel Foe
Roy "Redeye" Grayby
Cephus Yoder
Blaise Quantrill
Lucas "Cuss" Fluster
Buster Custer
Rance Kyler
Shep Beardsley
Russell Flintlock
Shecky 'Garbagepants' McKraven
Roddimer 'The Rotten' Ruckenshaw
Scabby Flathorne
Jim E. Crackcorn
(and no one seems to care)
Darnell 'Dirt Throat' Wallace
Gordon 'Red Eye' Thicket
Uriah Crank
Jonas Creeper
Ichabod McSleeth
Elgin Crabb
Leroy Kilter
Sorry, couldn't resist: Dubya the Kid.
Sidewinder Slim.
Dangerous Al Litteration.
"Dead-Eye" Mordecai McDreary.
Lester P. Muckenfuss (I once knew a kid named Muckenfuss).
Jasper Spitoonjuice.
Flint Nightwine
Johnny Unpleasant
Evil Joe
Random Shade
Jonny Vicious
Kit Vicious
Matt the Morbid
Hi Laurel:
May I suggest Shameless Snakepole?
Evil Bunny
Snark Snark Higginbottom
Skelly Tombstone
Ruffin Whippe
Blackjack Carver
Traxton Widowmaker
Redrick Haint
I also like the post for:
Jonas Creeper.
Lemuel Pitt
Maynard Sickafoose
Ely Darkwater
Buckeye Flint
Fletcher Lent
Booth Rami
Malgur Mizzry
Adamant Stone
Woody Two-Shoes
Jobber Skald
Cornelius Crake
Artemis Rump
Mr. Horace Crankypants
Will Grubb
Will Barrow
Barry Fish
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